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aboutbooksanddreams

ravenslunas ravenslunas

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

Source: jamesvalidez

abookthiefandawordshaker

tearlessrain

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

pre-successful

November is the dot over the Jeremy Bearimy i.

Source: tearlessrain

abookthiefandawordshaker

plankhandles

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

chathurlant chathurlant

“I present to you the finest escargot.”
“Ew I’m not eating snails. Sorry you’re chopped.”

Source: plankhandles

abookthiefandawordshaker

accio-shitpost

seriously though why do wizards celebrate christmas other than ‘jk rowling is christian’

what reason do literal wizards have to celebrate a muggle god whose miracles are mostly within the limits of what wizards can normally do anyway

sugar-and-spite

i love that the responses on this post basically boil down to

1. it’s fun

2. muggleborns

and my personal favorite

3. jesus was a wizard

Source: accio-shitpost

yourplayersaidwhat

There’s not a single situation which cannot be improved by the presence of dragons

Said in a GM group chat when talking about our respective campaigns

I’m enjoying this a lot though at times I’m worried about who Beatrix Potter was. As she’ll write about how someone was boiling animals down for oil rather plainly than move into discussing the weather of the day with hardly a skipped beat to the... — I’m enjoying this a lot though at times I’m worried about who Beatrix Potter was. As she’ll write about how someone was boiling animals down for oil rather plainly than move into discussing the weather of the day with hardly a skipped beat to the point I struggle to follow the train at times, and I’m adhd so that’s impressive #writer #reader #thriftstorefinds #beatrixpotter
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writer reader thriftstorefinds beatrixpotter

creatingher novelist inspiration writer oldthings

Cookies tea and knitting
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Eggnog snickerdoodles
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqv0A7XBKq1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1uyjce7qm5qao

Kitty and the harp
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skeletonize

i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19 and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

skeletonize

i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

hopeful-weirdo

This makes me so happy

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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